plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
Totally worth it.
❝She speaks her mind. If she’s unhappy, she says so. If she’s happy, she says so. She doesn’t take anyone’s bullshit – excuse my French. She’s so normal. She wins an Oscar and the first thing she does is put her finger up to the press.❞
MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU LITTLE SHITS.
Ḧ̗̜̘́̎̅E̙͙͇̍̌͠ ̣͕͈̋̐̇S̡̟̪̅̋̅Ȩ̧̣̄̀̍Ě̡̲̤͐͒S͙̲̲̽̿͠ ̲̤͙̇̔͑Ẏ̠̼̻͒̊Ö̧̥̠́̈́̄U̧͇̙̓͐̈́ ͚̖̑̂̃͜W̲̬̉̕̚͜H̝̞̳̿̅͘Ę̛͍̟̍̑N̯̞̹̽̃̚ ̛̭͔̩͒̇Ỷ͔͔̲̾͠O̻͇͈̎͗̚Ü̢͔͕̑͠’̼̖̦͗̊̄R̖̪͇̉͂͌É͈̞̻̐̾ ̧͈̂́̕ͅS̗̻̳̓̀̍L͈̋̋͜͝ͅȨ̥̺̇̒̿E̹͎̲͋̕͝P̡̬̮̓̄̌I̱̦͓͒̌̓N̼̩̝̎͒̒G̣̹̺͌́̀
SHOVE THIS UP YOUR STOCKING
I WAS SINGING A SONG THEN I SAW THIS AND I JUST LAUGHED
He knows when you are sleeping…
He knows when you’re awake…
Day 4: I failed
"She reminds me of Prim.”
everyone’s making their blogs all snowy and stuff for christmas while here in australia christmas is literally this
it was 36 degrees today and i saw an ad on tv with about 20 santas surfing and waving a christmas ham around in the air
that is literally a representation of an australian christmas
If you slow down the CPR scene just a bit though…
HAHAHA REMEMBER WHEN WE DIDINT HAVE PERIODS HAHAHA
Sometimes I’m Liam
Sometimes I’m Katniss
Other times I’m Peeta.
I actually walked into the audition room with my grandma on my back.